I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
