4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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