Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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