I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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