Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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