if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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