just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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