Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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