I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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