Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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