what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
