dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Are my feet made of real feet?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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