No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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