I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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