His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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