No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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