her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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