I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
