i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You can't just leave with hair like that
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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