this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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