miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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