Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My feet surprised me
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