All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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