Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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