i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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