How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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