yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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