i jhust puked up my retainher.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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