How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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