Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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