windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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