I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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