Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
