There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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