dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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