dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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