Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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