doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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