Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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