Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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