i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They are going to name an STD after you.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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