you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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