You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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