Have you finally orgasmed yet?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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