all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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