I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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