talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There r osticjed everywhere
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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