Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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