So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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