Will you blow on my dice?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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